;; laila voice; why am i the same height as this 5 yr old, @inheritedbrains
“NO” she had thought, once, that she had made some pretty poor choices when she was younger but she feels slightly comforted by the idea that these kids are making way worse decisions. “i’m not vouching with your parents, i’m not being the cool aunt && i am definitely not helping you break the law.”
“i know you four have a…you don’t need the talk right? ANY of you?? ‘cause i think your parents are a bit ;; WELL, there’s a reason i’m asking.”
;; icb, @inheritedbrains
“burn the socks, start wearing sandals ;; problem solved.”
;; shes not good at advice tbh, @inheritedbrains
“——- the problem with that is i’d worry he’d kill me when he found out. because, god knows, if i covered for you someone would find out.”
;; shes not a good liar viv, @inheritedbrains
